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Thursday, April 29, 2010

Internet woes and a picture of Al Gore.

Hazzah! my ecoblogical footprints,

It has been one hell of a week I can tell you that. An aneurysm inducing, ritalin snorting, sleepless hell. But now I'm back and after my customary 72 hour post-exam collapse I am back and ready to to blog your fucking brains out. So dear readers, prepare yourself  for my....  
 
20th BLOGIVERSARY SPECTACULARRRRR
 
Wait, it's not here? Crap. Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap. It should be here. Umm, try refreshing. F5. F5. F5. Oh wait, I remember what happened. I spent two goddamn hours blogging my heart out and then Blogger decided it was going to eat it. Then my modem decides to crap out for 6 hours. I am so pissed off at the Internet right now that no amount of terrifying porn or adorable cat videos that it can produce will be enough cool my unending fury.
 So angry infact that I plan to write several strongly worded letter-bombs to the man incharge of it.

 Oh there's going to be gore, all right.

So yeah, I've been furiously writing for what's approaching Hour 4 now and my letter-bomb is slowly turning into a manifesto-bomb(Sweet band name up for grabs) also I'm running dangerously low on red ink and blasting caps. I need a new thesaurus too, my current one is seriously lacking in synonyms for assface. So I'm headed to my local office/mining supplies store. For now, it's best to keep things short incase my modem decides to crap out again. So sorry readers for disappointing you,  they'll no 20th blogiversary post today. Also Christmas may or may not be cancelled.
                                                                                                     

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