Blog: Day 2

So, another update on a DIFFERENT DAY?!?!?! It's official, this new blog destroys my old blog's record.
Speaking of  broken records, Canada, today broke the record for the most gold medals ever won in a Winter Olympics. Sweet, eh? For those of you lucky enough to watch the Gold Medal Game, it was one hell of a barn burner, the Americans impressively tied the game despite the two goal deficit, but in the end Canada took it home with the game winning shot by Sid the Kid. Not that I can say I'm too surprised by this: It is our game after all.

Now about the closing ceremonies. There were pretty good in my opinion. I missed about an hour of it, but did managed to catch the part with William Shatner, Michael J. Fox and the other  Canadian comedians, so that was cool. Highlights of the show included the giant stereotypical Canadian image ice dance and Michael Bublé's rendition of Maple Leaf Forever . Lowlights included the Canadian government deciding the best musicians to represent Canada would be Avril Lavigne, Nickelback and Hedley. Seriously, Canadian Government? Seriously? Also, the break dancing hip-hop finale was pretty mediocre. You'd think they would've  found a way to end the Olympics that didn't involve a giant day-glo seizure. Although I did enjoy their "Stomp-esque" music and giant neon crowd-surfing bubbles.

That's right 3 posts in one day motherfucker!

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PS: The movie Cop Out sucked, Bruce Willis isn't funny.

Post 2

So wow, I still have a blog. Can you believe it? I created this blog back in '07 as a place to store my thoughts, and then promptly forgot about it after the first post; and  even after all that time, it's still here. Lying in wait like a loyal dog patiently sitting by the front door awaiting its Master's return, or maybe a cancerous tumor that after vigorous chemo, you thought had finally gone into remission and then returns to kill you in old age. Yep, it's definitely one of those two. You'd think the people over at the Internet would deleted my two-bit site long ago  to make more room on their computer-ram drives or something. It makes me wonder how many other dead pages there exist on the internet, and how much faster everything would be if we cleared away all the dead cars on the information highway.So I spent a good few minutes changing around the page layout and colour scheme. Not that it matters, since no one is reading this.  But still I figured teeny-tiny white text on a black background wasn't the best choice for reading on. It makes sense, if it were, they'd probably print books like that.

Well that's all for today, and remember kids: Never take candy from strangers, unless its the good stuff like Kit-kat or Twix. Who'd risk being molested for some fucking butterscotch or hard candy. An idiot that's who.

Wait, what?

HOLY FUCKING DICKTITS I HAVE A BLOG?!?!?