Post 2

So wow, I still have a blog. Can you believe it? I created this blog back in '07 as a place to store my thoughts, and then promptly forgot about it after the first post; and  even after all that time, it's still here. Lying in wait like a loyal dog patiently sitting by the front door awaiting its Master's return, or maybe a cancerous tumor that after vigorous chemo, you thought had finally gone into remission and then returns to kill you in old age. Yep, it's definitely one of those two. You'd think the people over at the Internet would deleted my two-bit site long ago  to make more room on their computer-ram drives or something. It makes me wonder how many other dead pages there exist on the internet, and how much faster everything would be if we cleared away all the dead cars on the information highway.So I spent a good few minutes changing around the page layout and colour scheme. Not that it matters, since no one is reading this.  But still I figured teeny-tiny white text on a black background wasn't the best choice for reading on. It makes sense, if it were, they'd probably print books like that.

Well that's all for today, and remember kids: Never take candy from strangers, unless its the good stuff like Kit-kat or Twix. Who'd risk being molested for some fucking butterscotch or hard candy. An idiot that's who.